Got on bike to cycle home. Promptly fell off, for no reason. Got dress caught in chain - had been too lazy to change back into sweaty cycling gear. Flashed knickers to oncoming traffic. Couldn’t get up, ankle caught in chain. I need to move overseas now.
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oh no, really? that is scary!
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Yep. It wasn't fun, took me a few days to get back on my bike lol
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