Got on bike to cycle home. Promptly fell off, for no reason. Got dress caught in chain - had been too lazy to change back into sweaty cycling gear. Flashed knickers to oncoming traffic. Couldn’t get up, ankle caught in chain. I need to move overseas now.
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feels wrong to put a love heart on that! Thank god the car was stationary
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Yes indeed. There was a large gouge taken out of my helmet which was even more scary
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