Nonsense news template: "Improve your [bodily organ]! Eat [uncommon slightly weird-tasting food] with [seemingly complex herb] every [arbitrary interval] and your troubles will melt away!" Use as needed to craft stories that make no sense whatsoever
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Replying to @GidMK
Improve your spleen! Eat the spleens of your fallen enemies with tumeric every time you vanquish someone in battle and your troubles will melt away!
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Replying to @Ornithoptera_A @GidMK
Darn! Beat me to it- I was going use the spleen!
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Replying to @Ornithoptera_A @LeaMerone
Even the name is great. It sounds like the noise you'd make when slipping on an uneven patch of pavement
5:31 PM - 4 Feb 2019
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