"Hey guys, let's do the climate lies Skype call next Thursday" "Wait shit, is that the right Emily?" "Fuck, it's a reporter" "..." "Wait no it's a PhD student we're ok WE'RE OK"
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If there was a conspiracy it'd probably devolve into arguments about misusing the Oxford comma
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To be fair, this is true of any large group of collaborators who are highly educated and literally paid to be pedantic about things
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The International Conspiracy Of Historians would probably last until someone got misquoted and then it'd all fall apart into a glorious argument
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We have public feuds about first authorship on fake data sets.
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“If we were involved in a conspiracy, someone would accidentally reply all and give it away anyway” Truest thing you’ll read today folks.
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Most labs can't even keep a birthday card secret, never mind a Big Science hidden
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