Holiday tips to not die: 1. Don't drink and drive 2. Don't drink too much 3. Cook your food properly 4. Avoid terrible relativespic.twitter.com/cUYkQnrHC6
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Honestly just avoid relatives altogether and have a BBQ with friends like I'm doingpic.twitter.com/pDLuIHmzAt
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Replying to @joshcnicholas
Nah I'm Jewish anyway my people do pompous religiosity at other times of the year
9:32 PM - 21 Dec 2018
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