Just to clarify, this is total and complete nonsense but it is very, very funny
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I think after 300 burpees you feel immortal? Or something.
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Gotta love a good CrossFit class where you tear both hamstrings and can’t walk properly for 8 weeks..... that may have been me
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The secret to avoiding death?
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Avoid misery. That’s a big call.
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They really are shooting for the state here
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