Funnily enough, my wife and I have already purchased an apartment, so the joke here is really that I have savings
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You’ll never be able to retire now, as you’ve completely emptied your
#savingsaccount with your#avocadotoast, you#hipster
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Damn, and I was counting on retiring before age 40 like that guy in the Domain article
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Hope there's vegemite under that avo
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