Turns out this is a brilliant how-to on Not Getting A Second Date so my dudes, read away And then do the exact opposite https://twitter.com/KyleTrouble/status/1038398550311350273 …
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If you're gonna ask about children as your third question ON A FIRST DATE, you should at least lead with your own misogynistic expectation that you will never change a diaper but also expect at least 3 children
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And for god's sake, if you want to find out how good someone is at domestic duties when you sleep on a sheetless mattress on the bare floor and came to the date wearing an unironed shirt... The phrase "glass houses" springs to mind As does "clean up your shit"
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Oh, and the advice in the thread? About how to sidle up to these topics and trick her into answering? I mean, seriously. How obvious can you be?
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*Tells tedious story about father* "So, how's your relationship with your dad?" "Well, my parents live intersta-" "No, I mean your father. What's he like?"pic.twitter.com/tjmycyg0Gb
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