I'm going to write a diet book called "The REAL Paleo" and it'll be advice on stalking, hunting, and butchering your still-warm prey while trying not to die of scurvy or starve to death
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Chapter 1: "Why everything hurts and what you can do about it (nothing)"
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Chapter 2: "Best animals to eat while trying not to die from the cold, parasites, disease, childbirth, or starvation"
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Chapter 3: "Scurvy - the first 3 months. What to do when your gums bleed and joints swell in agony"
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Chapter 4: "How to find a mate when you are dying of sepsis from an infected scratch on your toe: sexy tips for terminal singles!"
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Chapter 5: "Five foods you must NEVER eat because they are horribly poisonous but somehow look exactly like normal food"
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