I'm going to write a diet book called "The REAL Paleo" and it'll be advice on stalking, hunting, and butchering your still-warm prey while trying not to die of scurvy or starve to death
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Chapter 4: "How to find a mate when you are dying of sepsis from an infected scratch on your toe: sexy tips for terminal singles!"
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Chapter 5: "Five foods you must NEVER eat because they are horribly poisonous but somehow look exactly like normal food"
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Maybe that'll be an appendix - "Scurvy for colonialist scum, and others"
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