*3 jars of jam in fridge* Hm, don't feel like any of these *4 jars of jam in pantry* Damn, none of these sounds good this morning *goes to large cupboard dedicated exclusively to jam* Ah yes, the cardamon, rose, and peach! Perfect for Tuesdays
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This tweet is...my jam I'm gonna make a fucking excellent dad
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Replying to @iv_coffee_stat
Nah, just looking forward to more excuses to tell jokes in a few years
1:26 PM - 9 Jul 2018
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