*3 jars of jam in fridge* Hm, don't feel like any of these *4 jars of jam in pantry* Damn, none of these sounds good this morning *goes to large cupboard dedicated exclusively to jam* Ah yes, the cardamon, rose, and peach! Perfect for Tuesdays
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Are you a Dad-to-be??
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Nah, just looking forward to more excuses to tell jokes in a few years
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And also “a cupboard exclusively for jam” sounds like a goer to me
I’ve got a shelf in my pantry pretty much dedicated to pickles and chutney
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