Pro life hacks: - Replacing the sugar in your recipe with agave nectar and the like makes no difference to anything - Replacing the butter in your recipe with avocado makes your previously tasty dessert into a gross inedible mess
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Further life hacks: - Stevia is an artificial sweetener. You can substitute with Splenda, Nutrisweet and the like it doesn't make any difference - Cooking stuff makes it taste better. The only good "raw" dessert is fruit salad
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Life hacks (cont.): - Adding butter to coffee ruins both your butter and your coffee with no health benefit - Paleolithic man wouldn't recognize ANY of the food you eat. No, not even the vegetables. Read up on modern farming
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Life hacks (cont.): - "Superfood" is a marketing term. It means nothing for your health - Brown rice is better than quinoa in almost every situation. Tastier, cheaper, doesn't get stuck in your teeth, far less pretentious
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Life hacks (cont.): - There is a place for kale. It is know colloquially as "The Bin" - Adding green things to your juice ruins a tasty drink and does nothing for your health
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Life hacks (cont.): - Adding protein powder to things is probably a waste of time. It also tastes gross - Protein ice-cream is an abomination unto the Lord Our Gods, Ben and Jerry
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We can agree to disagree, as long as I can eat all of the chocolate chip cookie dough 
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