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Topher Mathews
@GeorgetownMet
Writer of the Georgetown Metropolitan: news from DC's oldest n’hood. Proud son of the Nutmeg State & Daughter Guy to a Native Washingtonian. Talks too much.
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PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME: Charles “Old Hoss” Radbourn, first human being ever photographed giving the bird.
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GODDAMNIT ANOTHER F&CKING BANK
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The Morning Metropolitan: More on the garden tour, and attending Georgetown as a heathen.
The Morning Metropolitan: Booeymongers closes, and GU drops vaccine mandate.
Five different photo shoots going on by the wisteria at Dumbarton Oaks.
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I acknowledge that it is utterly petty, but if you tweet about winning an Atlantis ticket, I'm immediately unfollowing you. I simply do not have the maturity level to feel happy for you.
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The cultural impact of a Star is Burns is incredible considering it was viewed at the time as a desperate crossover publicity stunt. Matt Groening even tried to get it pulled before airing.
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[me walking up to an Austin, TX pitmaster] Ah, I see you’re barbecuing. I’m from Connecticut so I love barbecue, and let me tell you what you’re doing wrong…
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“I’m from Northern California so I love public transit” is going to haunt me all day.
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An utterly empty and conditional support for public transit? Actually, that does sound like someone from northern California.
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I worked at my local pizza joint in high school and on break from college. Probably best job I ever had. But by the time I moved on they couldn't get any high schoolers to take the job anymore. When I started, most of the drivers were teens. Five years later none were.
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Youth employment has fully recovered from Covid but is still well short of 20th century norms.
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Bank Contraction Continues
The Morning Metropolitan: Emancipation Day event at Mt. Zion cemetery, and JFK and Jackie house for sale.
Ah, I guess it's not all at once...
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Update: @TheAtlantisDC says it received more than 520,000 requests for tickets for its first 44 shows, with less than 20,000 total tickets to distribute.
Winners will be notified on a rolling basis, with the process expected to be finished on Thursday. Good luck! twitter.com/fritzhahn/stat…
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Georgetown Time Machine: Pre Ritz Karate
The Morning Metropolitan: Slow progress on the Stephan Starr restaurant and the Transformers saga.
Post editorial board calling for mass incarceration by way of innuendo.
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"If this can happen when the District’s criminal justice system is operating normally, the city needs a new normal," the Editorial Board writes. wapo.st/3MnFsAr
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I’m holding out for a near mint ExciteBike
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Totally insane that Arsenal could have a season it’s having and *still* possibly get nipped at the end by City. I know I’m supposed to take joy in that, but it just doesn’t seem fair. The way they’re playing, they deserve the title.
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What's that saying about how if you run into assholes all day, then you're likely the asshole?
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Too many to pick from, but in the Cleveland Park subcategory:
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D.C. Twitter, what are some of your favorite buildings in the city?
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I always cringe when I see that. Guys! When you buy a suit or sports jacket, even if it fits perfectly, you gotta get it finished by a tailor!
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Also why in this graphic is the Maryland arm wearing a suit jacket that still has the tag on it?
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I’m willing to let the losing state get the NFL team.
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I absolutely love this account of the catfighting between Maryland and Virginia’s congressional delegations over the site of the new FBI HQ slate.com/news-and-polit
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Eh, there’s a difference between “we’re not directly told what they were doing was explicitly illegal” and “didn’t realize what they’re doing is illegal”. Every one of these people totally knew what they were doing was sketchy!
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In the final part of our three-part series, Streetsblog introduces you to the people who buy temporary license plates on the lack market — not all of whom realize what they're doing is illegal. streetsblogprojects.org/ghost-tags-par
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There is simply no argument that makes any logical sense that says historic preservation laws should dictate the style of a sculpture in a historic district. And normally the authorities agree. Look at these two sculptures OGB has approved:
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The mistake Martin is making here is that he thinks people are being forthright when they talk about historic preservation but what they really think is that the preservation laws exist like an HOA to enforce their own personal aesthetic preferences.
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Since the Old Georgetown Board said the Transformers sculptures aren't compatible with Georgetown's historic aesthetic, I am curious: What if the owner had two new Transformers sculptures made, but in traditional classical stone form? Would those pass muster?
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A Field Guide to Georgetown Homes
The Morning Metropolitan: Jack Evans appears to confirm he's contemplating running for office again, and Georgetown Village's new digs.
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Sold: 1988 CMC Tiffany Classic Coupe for $14,500. bringatrailer.com/listing/1988-c
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Saw a Virginia license plate this morning that said "MESSI 10", so I'm *pretty* sure that he has his eyes set on joining DC United instead.
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Messi offered part of Inter Miami to move to MLS 
twitter.com/MiguelDelaney/…
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