Geonn Cannon

@GeonnCannon

Pronounced John, he/him. Writer of books with awesome women who kiss each other, Stargate novels, Tello Films' Riley Parra starring Marem Hassler & Liz Vassey.

Oklahoma
tellofilms.com/riley-parra-1
Joined August 2009
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    Jan 31

    First stop for people checking out my profile should be links to 1) my 50+ original novels () 2) my Tello webseries, Riley Parra, or () 3) my Stargate novels ()

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  2. 15 hours ago

    Amazing what a subpoena does for a Republican's memory.

    Jim Jordan now admitting he spoke with Trump multiple times during Capitol siege: report
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  3. Aug 28

    He committed slow suicide and wasted space in an ICU bed for almost an entire month.

    Caleb Wallace has died of COVID-19
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  4. Aug 27

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  5. Aug 27

    He also has to write them that fast because the book is scheduled for release in five weeks and THE WRITER HASN'T STARTED YET. That... that just doesn't happen. Ever. For anyone. Also the fact Sarika is holding a hardback copy with artwork is just fucking madness.

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  6. Aug 27

    And yes, he heavily plagiarizes a lot of the last one. But still, these were books he expected to sell/be popular. TV shows always imply writers can just toss out 400 pages in a weekend, and it bugs me to no end.

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  7. Aug 27

    Pet peeve: AP Bio has an episode where in a space of (let's say a week, based on other storylines) Jack writes THREE COMPLETE NOVELS (basically one every other day), and the person he's writing them for reads them all by noon the day he delivers it.

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  8. Aug 27

    I love that Rebecca's initial plan was to destroy Richmond, but then Ted woke her up, and now they're on track to their first major trophy. Which you KNOW will just burn Rupert alive. It's so much worse than just destroying the club.

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  9. Aug 27

    Remember in the Christmas episode when I said I'd be fine if Rebecca just wore that outfit for the rest of the series? Turns out that was a dumb idea, really stupid. Glad they didn't listen to me.

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  10. Aug 27

    "Who is your favorite character?" "I don't know, which one is talking right now?"

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  11. Aug 27

    "What kind of idiot is actually using that livestock medication?!" This kind. This fucking idiot. It infuriates me that he's wasting a bed that could be used for someone who wasn't playing Russian Roulette in the middle of a highway while holding a firecracker in his mouth.

    “When he first felt symptoms on 7/26, he refused to get tested or seek medical care. He instead began treating himself w/ a cocktail of Vitamin C, zinc, aspirin & ivermectin…He was taken to the hospital on July 30.” Oopsie daisy
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  12. Aug 26

    Three years ago since I met these amazing ladies (and a lot of other awesome people) in person. One of the best nights of my life, tied with another night that included a lot of the same people.

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  13. Aug 26

    It's weird they chose to use a picture of a normal Capitol tour group for this story. ::squints:: Heyyy wait a second...

    Jan. 6 committee demands a huge trove of Trump White House records
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  14. Aug 24

    With this poll, plus nine extra votes on Facebook, it looks like there's a clear winner... ahoy!

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  15. Aug 24

    It is literally the defining aspect of his mistake of a residency. People got legitimate anxiety attacks checking the news every morning.

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    Kayleigh: When President Trump was President, you didn’t see crisis after crisis.
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  16. Aug 24

    That feeling when you're listening to a Rolling Stones song (Ruby Tuesday) and you hear one of them died.

    Charlie Watts, Rolling Stones Drummer, Dies at 80
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  17. Aug 23

    Based on a single representative image, which novel should be my priority?

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  18. Aug 23

    I don't know when I'll start my next novel, but I have three ideas at the same level of readiness. So I thought it was time for a fun, informal poll. Which one should I move to the top of the pile? Vote in the next tweet!

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  19. Aug 23

    Look how nice I decided to be.

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  20. Aug 23

    Lady on NextDoor: "Pray for my husband who is in the ICU with covid." GOD: "Last summer y'all were praying for a vaccine, and I gave you that. What do you want me to do, send a battalion of angels to karate chop the virus?"

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  21. Aug 23

    You can't say "I'm not a conspiracy theorist" and then say "but I don't trust the government" and say that the CDC is silencing people who question the vaccine and covering up side effects. You can't say you're not a conspiracy theorist and then DEFINE IT.

    ME: "So the Pfizer vaccine is fully approved by the FDA." MOM: "Well that's not what I'm worried about. I still hear about MAJOR side effects from the vaccines. You may not find the sources credible but I do." Cool. Just die then, I guess.
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