Geoff Wehner

@GeoffWehner

Freelance badass.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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  1. Apr 20

    ✔Detroit Diddler ✔Gainesville Gooser ✔Fort Wayne Fondler ✔Oxnard Ogler ✔Franklin Finger...er ✔Memphis Motorboater Apprehended.

    Still at large: The Seattle Slapper, The Petaluma Pincher, The Bakersfield Breeze-byer, and The Greenville Groper.
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    Mar 11

    with .

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  3. Feb 27

    Holy shit, autocorrect was REALLY trying to get me in trouble with Mom. I was trying to ask…

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  4. Feb 26

    Gonna open a bakery called "Yeast Confection." Details to follow.

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  5. 11 Dec 2016

    'Tis the season for holiday parties. Better step up your tie game, fellas. Double Eldredge…

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  6. 1 Dec 2016

    There doesn't exist enough dressing to make this kale "salad" NOT taste like I fell off a hipster bike and mouth-landed on a tree.

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  7. 23 Nov 2016

    Just posted a photo

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  8. 10 Nov 2016

    I respect your right to protest. What I wanna know is where the FUCK all these people found…

  9. 23 Jun 2016

    GF asked me "What was your favorite piece of music to play?" Got me thinking about the days of jazz/band/orchestra past. Discuss!

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  10. 22 Jun 2016

    Ah, yes. The verb form: "to herf." From the Middle English "herfen" meaning "to sneeze during…

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  11. 14 Apr 2016

    Dear , I sincerely hope your cell phone friendly movie theater plan is a colossally unfunny April Fools joke.

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  12. 14 Apr 2016

    Re: Stupidly congested traffic going TOWARD L.A. @ 530A "Enjoy your low mortgage payments, suckers!" --Oscar Zisman

  13. 3 Mar 2016

    Crushed an audition; didn't get the part. And the PlayStation asks "Do you want to quit the game?" Too soon, PlayStation. Too soon.

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  14. 2 Mar 2016

    If you're exceeding the speed limit while under the influence, are you alcohaulin' ass?

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    1 Mar 2016

    Thespian says tonites new episode Is funny! 9pm on

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  16. 28 Feb 2016

    "I think porn addiction is a fallacy. Like a gluten allergy of the dick." --Ted

  17. 9 Feb 2016

    You guys! Check out the truly awesome work these folks are doing on a BRAND NEW app!

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  18. 4 Feb 2016

    "Ropey-dope" courtesy of

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  19. 2 Feb 2016

    Grammar will always be important, you guys. It is the difference between my having a "dope-ass beard" and having a "dope ass-beard."

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  20. 22 Jan 2016

    Me: Since when do you leave a room to fart?! GF: *indignant* I went to plug my phone in! *beat* I just happened to fart on my way back.

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