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oh daddy shoot this straight into my veinspic.twitter.com/agjPOGG2CR
This seems needlessly mean-spirited and fairly wide of the mark TBH.
Also a weird mix of pro-literature and anti-literature. Shakespeare is good, but Harry Potter is bad? Seems pretty narrow minded.
If I wrote a take this bad I would delete my account
Empirically false.
do you know what that means, poor rat?
Look I'm sure you're desperate for someone to take you seriously but it ain't going to be me, sorry.
says you, someone who can't bear to see hate toward your clan and increasingly describes any criticism as needlessly mean-spirited learn how to take criticism and respond to it logically, if you are actually dedicated to your co-opted philosophy
settle down boys tho I love seeing the test flowing 
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