Men age like wine is a terrible analogy. What are you trying to say? Men only get better under certain carefully controlled conditions? Men peak at an arbitrary age before it's all downhill? Men start out super tight before opening up with time?
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Replying to @shrinetothevine
Men are like wine! They look nice at first, but after a while you see they’re mostly empty inside and you’ve had enough. So stick a cork in them and banish them to a dark corner until you’re ready to toss them out.
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Replying to @DaveDeckard @shrinetothevine
Please ask for consent before sticking a cork in your man. Also TBH don't stick a cork in your man unless it has a flange base.
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