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    1. else‏ @bigmastertroll Oct 2
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      sorry if this is dickish - but nearly every midlife person seems very lame and the worst of them all are the ones who dont accept this. im not depressed just what exactly is the point

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    2. Michael Ashcroft (18/100 YouTube videos)‏ @m_ashcroft Oct 2
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      When do you define midlife as starting? Asking for a friend

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    3. else‏ @bigmastertroll Oct 2
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      hahah like 30 i guess

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    4. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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      oh my god you're adorable

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    5. Michael Ashcroft (18/100 YouTube videos)‏ @m_ashcroft Oct 4
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      I had a different word in my mind

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    6. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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      I mean I could come up with ruder words but past a certain point a bad take is just funny.

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    7. mechanical monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Oct 4
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      hm, hold on your reaction suggest the number is not just off, it's far off I guess it would make perfect sense to define "midlife" such that it's centered around half the life expectancy, right? at least it wouldn't be a "bad take" so let's round it to 40…

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    8. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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      I mean honestly the take is pretty bad at any age point - I can't think of a single point in my life to date where I wouldn't be envious of my life as it is now - but the "midlife starts at 30" is just the icing on a beautiful young-people-having-terrible-opinions cake.

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    9. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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      I'd be fine with a labelling of "midlife" as like 30-50 or whatever (though I think traditionally midlife crises start after 40), but coupled to "everyone in midlife is lame" it becomes funny as hell.

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    10. mechanical monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Oct 4
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      I see, I thought you were reacting to the number alone proceed

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      GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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      I am a little bit. I think of 30 as the age when people start to have shit a bit more figured out and a lot of the interesting stuff really starts happening, so I'd be kinda reluctant to consider it midlife and would probably think of that as more like 40-60, but I care less.

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        1. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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          But also I think my life is going to be amazing for most of the 40-60 range so it's not like it wouldn't have been a funny take without that.

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        2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Oct 4
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          I am too aspie for this I would 100 % agree that a lot of people get shit figured out after 30 and do a lot of interesting things, but I would also call that period midlife, just because… "mid"… again, I'm too aspie for this

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        3. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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          I think of it more about division into eras of meaningfully different life stages than necessarily mid by year. But like I say, I don't care that much - perfectly happy to label midlife as 30-50 if that's useful in context.

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        2. else‏ @bigmastertroll Oct 4
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          it seems common enough that people feel 'more boring' as they get older, right? not to mention biological decline possibly if one is very career/ambition inclined, or had signif psychological problems, 30+ can seem more interesting, but that isn't vast maj of people!

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        3. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Oct 4
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          I think most people's 30s are pretty good and almost everyone I know had/is having a more interesting time in their 30s than their 20s. Most people's 20s are the period where everything is a bit shit because they're in the real world but can't deal with it.

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