Demographic check. 1. Are you asexual? 2. Given the opportunity, would you consensually fuck a sexy alien?
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Me: “I feel like I’m missing part of the question. Maybe you could explain it again? For the fourth time?” Alien, under whatever passes for breath: “Who told us this rock had intelligent life?” They’d be halfway home before I realised. Do not underestimate my obliviousness.
given I never notice this signal from humans, crossing the interstellar barrier seems even more unlikely 
(I’m mostly likely still a “no”)