Demographic check. 1. Are you asexual? 2. Given the opportunity, would you consensually fuck a sexy alien?
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this question presupposes that the alien would be able to communicate a desire to fuck me
given I never notice this signal from humans, crossing the interstellar barrier seems even more unlikely 
(I’m mostly likely still a “no”)
I think the condition of "Given the opportunity, would you consensually..." in your case means that the alien says "Alex, I would like to fuck you. I have provided diagrams to explain this information in detail in case this is confusing. Are you up for it?" 
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Me: “I feel like I’m missing part of the question. Maybe you could explain it again? For the fourth time?” Alien, under whatever passes for breath: “Who told us this rock had intelligent life?” They’d be halfway home before I realised. Do not underestimate my obliviousness.
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Would it help if they framed it in terms of testing edge cases?
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