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    2. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Sep 15
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      This is doubtless beside the point but now I'm wondering about logistics and how hard it would be to arrange an animal sacrifice. I'm sure I can just buy a lamb somewhere. Do I need a license to sacrifice? What's the going rate on altar rental?

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    4. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Sep 15
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      I wonder if those regulations apply if you're not planning to use the animal for food. Though I guess it's a shame to sacrifice an animal and then not eat it.

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    5. Jack 🎭‏ @CartesianDaemon Sep 15
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      I went down a rabbit hole looking this up and didn't get very far. There are regulations about slaughter being humane which presumably apply even if you don't eat it. There are specific laws about ritual slaughter and NOT doing it at home, presumably to ensure it IS humane.

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      But a lot of the specifics in the law seem to apply to animals usually slaughtered, and to Jewish and Islamic (non sacrifice) slaughter specifically, so I don't know what regulations apply otherwise. It sounds like you may need a license for non family to eat it?

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      If you can convince people you actually believe your religion, then you can presumably insist on anything it mandates which is recognised as humane, even if not otherwise legal, but might need a long legal fight... [Answers based on where I live, may vary in other countries]

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      I hear they plunge lobsters into boiling water so if you're ok with an animal that isn't fluffy you may be able to get away with a lot. [Please don't get away with anything non humane though :)] After all if it's legal for non religious reasons it must be legal for religion (??)

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      I don't think I know any gods that accept lobsters as objects of ritual sacrifice. I promise if I murder anything fluffy I will do so as humanely as possible though.

      8:20 AM - 15 Sep 2020
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        1. Jack 🎭‏ @CartesianDaemon Sep 15
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          I think I'm worried about the specificity of BOTH those sentences :) I'm no expert but Caribbean-y religions for seafood sacrifices maybe? Wikipedia gives an example of an Afro-Cuban church which has to fight in Florida for first amendment rights to sacrifice (eg chickens)

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