This is doubtless beside the point but now I'm wondering about logistics and how hard it would be to arrange an animal sacrifice. I'm sure I can just buy a lamb somewhere. Do I need a license to sacrifice? What's the going rate on altar rental?
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well that would be more wholesome than cannibalism they engage in every Sunday, right?
The Golden Calf: The only god who can say "Eat of my flesh" without it being weird and icky. Worship at his altar today!
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It's sacrilicious
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no, see, you've mixed up calf and lamb, i knew that would happen next thing you're gonna tell me God has a wife and her name is Asherah
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Honestly the golden calf just gave me better opportunities for idol worshipping jokes. But also beef is tastier than lamb.
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