good morning reddit i need your best, most believable excuses to cancel plans thanks
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I have to cancel for reasons I'm not legally allowed to disclose. It's not currently safe to be around me for karmic reasons. An old soothsayer predicted my death if we met today. I forgot I was due to be a penguin then. My obelisk delivery was rescheduled.
I am aware you asked for most believable excuses but believe it or not my least believable ones are even worse.
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nooo I actually love those, the ones w/ the woo sound like me anyway and the obelisk delivery rescheduling im totally using some time. its smart to catch them off-guard w/ something that crazy, less chance of further questions being asked. thanks you're good at this!
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