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    1. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Aug 1
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      The problem with every "would you press a button to achieve X outcome at Y cost" scenario is that unless you have a clear explanation of why that cost is necessary your default assumption should be that some powerful being is fucking with you and you shouldn't play its game.

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    2. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Aug 1
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      Take it from me as a wish granting trickster god that if I'm making you make a hard choice the intuitively appealling option is going to have some serious monkey paw style wish granting attached to it.

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    3. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Aug 1
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      I'm not saying you can't trust genies. I am saying that anyone who can achieve amazing outcomes at the push of a button needs a pretty fucking compelling argument as to why they're extracting a terrible price for doing so and asking you to make that choice.

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    4. lisatomic‏ @lisatomic5 Aug 1
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      lisatomic Retweeted lisatomic

      Also need a compelling argument for why they’re still stuck in that lamp https://twitter.com/lisatomic5/status/1288221836782661632?s=21 …https://twitter.com/lisatomic5/status/1288221836782661632 …

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      If the genie were nice, someone else probably would have wished it out of captivity by now. The ol’ lamp as chesterton’s fence argument. “If you’re so nice, y u still stuck in that itty bitty living space?”
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    5. GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Aug 2
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      I'm trying to figure out how to delicately point out why this made me go "yikes" and I can't really come up with anything less blunt than observing that "If this slave were good one of their masters would have freed them" has some issues.

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    6. lisatomic‏ @lisatomic5 Aug 2
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      Haha, ok yes good point, and I’ll update! Maybe watching Aladdin as a kid had me overestimating the probability that people use wishes to free non-malicious-trickster genies... In the future I’ll just object to all wish granting scenarios on the basis of it being slave labor :)

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      GeniesLoki‏ @GeniesLoki Aug 2
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      Replying to @lisatomic5

      I mean it depends on the scenario but yeah the classic genie in a bottle scenario is very much mystical slave labour

      10:03 AM - 2 Aug 2020
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