Gemma

if phoebe bridgers lightly denting a cheap guitar on SNL can provoke this level of discourse, we absolutely need to make rock music scary again. bring back the blood and snakes. bring back the music videos where a businessman’s head explodes because he hears a guitar solo

Gender reveal party like that scene from midsommar where they smash the old dude with a giant hammer except his brains are either pink or blue

Please stop pretending African names are hard to pronounce. They are not. Most of them are phonetic. Ayodelo is pronounced like it looks. So is Taiwo. Phoebe don’t look shit like it sounds.

PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY: I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

“AOC is not your friend,” yeah babe well neither are podcast hosts who make six figures on Patreon doing audio shitposting

Yeah, I teared up a bit watching @phoebe_bridgers on @nbcsnl but it was because I was so happy for her, oppose to my normal being so sad for me.

I'm bored and in the mood for cancelling myself so here goes: I hate greetings cards and think they are dumb pointless inventions. Just text or call people instead? Why post a bit of paper to them that they feel obliged to keep for years + takes up space? And think of the trees!

After weeks of holding our breath we are finally able to exhale. Things are easing up in ICU as admissions finally seem to be on the way down. But it was exactly this point in the 1st wave that everything we had been through caught up with NHS staff. They still need your support.

My highlight of 2021 is Rupaul making the global pandemic sound like a mini challenge on #DragRaceUK

my flatmate just complained about "email culture" me: by that do you mean sending and receiving emails her: yes

Covid also wasted one of your enemy’s hot years

No it’s actually CRIMINAL to not recognize Michaela Coel for what she did, not just w trauma or sexual assault or consent, but w friendship and art and power and healing! I May Destroy You was an artist executing a singular vision, pure and focused #GoldenGlobes

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance