Michael Gartenberg

@Gartenberg

analyst in residence book reader, bagel eater, coffee drinker. Former Sr. Marketing Director will always bleed a single monochrome color

In the swamps of Jersey
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  1. Oct 16

    I'd say thorny is one word to use. The longer this campaign goes on...

  2. Oct 16

    I disagree with . Twitter is not just a media company. It is also a professional network. And that could be a more valuable path.

    Twitter is a media company and should be structured, led and valued as such, writes 🔓
    48 retweets 152 likes
  3. Oct 16

    Nothing to be one by any candidate in a 3rd debate. Only chances to lose with clocking ticking down.

  4. Oct 16

    Which raises the question of what is there to possibly *learn* in a 3rd debate? If I were either candidate I’d not show.

  5. Oct 16

    It would appear that everything that happened from just prior to the 2nd debate didn’t matter to anyone. Why?

    1 like
  6. Oct 16

    With everything that's happened over the last two weeks, the electorate still says it's a statistical tie. Amazed

  7. Oct 16

    Twitter is acting up. I wish I could Access the picture.

    Just offering Access to this tweet that Projects some humor OneNote at a time.
  8. Oct 16 San Francisco, CA

    Dear , I would love to respond to your "tweet" but find chr lim 2 sml to say anything that is at all… hashtag frustrated :emoji:

    1 retweet 13 likes
  9. Oct 16

    The great thing about Twitter is how terrible people are at Twitter.

    6 retweets 29 likes
  10. Oct 16

    As I've said before it *isn't* autopilot or autonomous. It did kill someone though

    1 retweet
  11. Oct 16

    Uh, this is in the margin of error

    WaPo/ABC poll Clinton 47% (+1) Trump 43% (-1) Johnson 5% (-) Stein 2% (+1)
  12. Oct 15

    Virgin America emailing me just to make sure I'm not planning to bring a Note 7 on my flight.

    43 retweets 60 likes
  13. Oct 15

    If this is accurate, the Clinton and DNC emails hacks were accomplished by a simple phishing scheme. Ouch.

    172 retweets 150 likes
  14. Oct 16

    Madam President, we accidentally put the nuclear launch codes in an email asking us to validate our password oops

    1 like
  15. Oct 16

    Uh' Madam President. Bad news. One of the team just sent 2 billion dollars to a Nigerian prince in exiled. Oops

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. Oct 16

    Well, lots of cheap jokes here but just way to easy for me :)

    1 retweet 1 like
  17. Oct 15 San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose CA

    Two-factor people. Two factor EVERY account you have or switch banks, email, everything.

    If this is accurate, the Clinton and DNC emails hacks were accomplished by a simple phishing scheme. Ouch.
    63 retweets 63 likes
  18. Oct 15

    Wow - Home Affairs Select Committee accused NUS president of "outright racism" over "Zionist outpost" comment

    90 retweets 52 likes
  19. Oct 16

    She was paid a lot of money to come up with this list.

    When Mary Meeker had to tell investors what some good sites on the 'internet' were (February 1996)
    3 likes
  20. Oct 16

    But why are home buttons failing? Is this happening to anyone here? Better than exploding I guess

    1 like

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