Michael Gartenberg

@Gartenberg

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.

The swamps of Jersey
gartenberg.me
Joined December 2006
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Jul 2020

    Josh "What do you say about a government that goes out of its way to protect even citizens that try to destroy it?" Toby "God bless America." Happy 4th of July 🇺🇲

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Alexa, set a reminder to send this tweet on September 15th

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    Deleting LinkedIn so I can seem successful the old fashioned way (by actually working and being successful)

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  4. 13 hours ago

    According to Rabbi Ari Zivotofsky, a neuroscience professor at Bar-Ilan University in Israel who explores exotic kosher food on the side, locusts are kosher (despite their starring role in the Ten Plagues), but cicadas are not.

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  5. 14 hours ago

    No

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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    NEW caper about the Microsoft engineer who stole 152,000 Xbox gift cards + was living off the proceeds in a $1.6 million home with plans to buy a ski chalet, yacht, and seaplane

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    Glad social media is always there to help with Meforshim.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    Fauci just released summer Covid guidelines:

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    It is antisemitism, actually

    I'm going to keep saying this forever - the greatest threat to the Jewish people isn't intermarriage, it isn't assimilation, it isn't even antisemitism. It's the conflation of Jewishness with Israeli nationalism. If anyone at CNN would like to interview me about that, I'm here
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  10. 15 hours ago

    When did the space race go from two superpowers engaging to see who would be first to the stars & how high the stakes were to three arrogant billionaires wanting to say they beat the others in their newest shiny toy.

    Richard Branson aims to fly to space before Jeff Bezos, Virgin Galactic confirms via
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  11. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    A Chabad emissary in the Boston area was held up at gunpoint while on his phone. When he realized he was being abducted, he managed to fight off the attacker. He was stabbed multiple times. The suspect and weapons were apprehended. The rabbi is in stable condition.

    🚨 Chabad Rabbi Stabbed Outside of Boston’s Shaloh House Jewish Day School Rabbi Shlomo Noginski in stable condition, public asked to pray and increase good deeds in his merit.
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  12. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    I’ll have a longer post up tomorrow morning, but I’m embarking on something new: my first-ever Kickstarter.

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  13. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    I really enjoyed this story. Is the family heirloom a fake? Does it matter?

    From this morning: Some Thoughts About ‘Real,’ ‘Fake,’ and Value
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    17 hours ago

    If the National Education Association adopts its antisemitic resolutions at this week’s conference, I think school taxes should become optional; I shouldn’t have to fund prejudice against anyone, and certainly not against myself.

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    Jun 30

    “I understand you found bodies.” “We found people. Unfortunately, they were no longer alive.” This encapsulates the Jewish perspective on the value of life.

    5:47
    Israeli commander aiding Surfside rescue says more bodies and tunnels were discovered overnight
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  16. Jun 29

    So much for that pact of non-aggression… meanwhile in Cupertino

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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    I think we should call Boba Fett’s Starship Boba T.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Came up with a workaround to control Delta while in Picture-in-Picture: a Delta keyboard extension! _Extremely_ hacky, but seems to work quite well 🤷‍♂️ …thank God I don’t have to try explaining this to App Review though 😂

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  19. Jun 29

    If I had the time I’d link to all the analysts who said the iPhone was going to be a flop. There would be huge consumer backlash and Apple would never be able to compete with Nokia & RIM

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Every year people mark the date when released the iPhone. Here's my own trip down iPhone launch-day memory lane, published on 10th anniversary.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    So what you’re telling me is that when I get stuck paying for more iCloud Storage and also for more Google Drive storage what I’m actually doing is just paying for more Google Drive storage

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