i'm not actually drunk when i tweet here, but please pretend that i am for the purpose of evaluating whether these tweets are justifiable
@tipsfromkatee because it would be bad if i were forced to become an alcoholic in order to make people forgive my tweets
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@tipsfromkatee twitter made u do itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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