Pinned TweetGap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Dec 10, 2014Replying to @GapOfGodsthings fall apart; the centaur cannot hold; mere cavalry is loosed upon the world1938
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Nov 7, 2017you dream because when you're accused of something it lets you convincingly claim not to know what is imaginary and what is real17
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017Replying to @GapOfGodsi am on brand, both my own and other people's18
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017there are desires nothing on earth can satisfy. for example: cooling computers below 3K. therefore, god is a black hole.112
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017Replying to @GapOfGodsthe evolutionary tree is inhabited by evolutionary monkeys who relate to other species according to the evolutionary evolutionary tree210
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017humans may have come down from the trees, but when will they come down from the evolutionary tree?238
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017the earth is a statue built to honour an alien philanthropist named the vast fleshball1311
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017ghosts aren't affected by gravity. instead of continuing to orbit the sun, they float away in a straight line.1518
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017dying and becoming a ghost because you're too angry about becoming a ghost to die18
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017after the war, earth will know a long period of peace, the so-called "Pax Extinctica"1617
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017soft epiphenomena can have effects on other things, but there are forces conspiring to make every such effect irrelevant35
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 17, 2017a religion that believes god always does the right thing, unless you pray to him, in which case he does what you pray for828
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Feb 27, 2017work hard, play hard, travel back in time to kill hitler and prevent aktion reinhard135
Gap Of Gods RetweetedGap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Dec 10, 2014Replying to @Meaningnessnelson goodmandela is notable for his struggle for the equality of south africa's blite and whack populations @Meaningness129
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Feb 9, 2017the entire bee movie, but every time they say bee, the viewer attains the beatific vision69
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Oct 1, 2016the difference between believing something because you want to believe it and believing something because you want it to be true1428
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 18, 2016if modern indo-european languages evolved from proto-indo-european, how come there are still lithuanians? #checkmate116
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 18, 2016you complain of the cruelty of others, but if you want to see a being capable of true cruelty, just look in the mirror. (what? no, not you.)244
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 9, 2016geonecromancers can resurrect dead planets. stone orbs turn into bone orbs, gas giants into ghost giants, ring systems into mummy cloths.1614
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 9, 2016Replying to @GapOfGodsan important enabling technology was when they learned to fling organs to the skies to combine augury and haruspicy19
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 9, 2016in my timeline, the singularity happened in 2294 auc when neo-roman augurs took the future into their own hands by attaching drones to birds1921
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Jul 10, 2016Replying to @GapOfGods(this is why it erases the stories but not their morals)35
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Jun 4, 2016dreams are what your brain wants you to learn from but doesn't want you to learn1823
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 3, 2016Replying to @GapOfGodson reflection, this joke isn't good enough to justify the harm of making people curious about a joke16
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·May 3, 2016satoshi nakamoto is RWR3YXJkIGRlIFZlcmUsIDE3dGggRWFybCBvZiBPeGZvcmQ=111
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Jan 22, 2016the generation of good ideas often produces jokes as a side effect. genuine good ideas are rare, so evolution had to make jokes fun.11232
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Jan 15, 2016ugh, this red telephone social network was really promising at first but nowadays half the people on it are communists1413
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Jan 15, 2016a special purple emergency telephone that lets the american and soviet leaders send each other the word "yo"218
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Jan 15, 2016if you say a sufficiently incoherent prayer, it will pass through god unheeded and alert the wider universe11945
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 24, 2015q: why did pseudo-dionysius the areopagite cross the road? a: to get to the via negativa.123
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 23, 2015three rings for the elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in halls of stone, ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall11210
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 23, 20153 rings for the elven-kings under the sky, 4 Rings for Evil humanity educated stupid to worship a Satanic ONEness against 4 True corners11426
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 23, 2015being an executioner is very precise work. kill someone twice, and they end up roaming the minus world.929
Gap Of Gods@GapOfGods·Sep 23, 2015this is just to say i'm all out of the bubblegum i came here to chew & which was probably saving your ass forgive me so chewy & so sweet1327