YouTube is down. I was trying to watch and learn how to make good burger patties and now I'm just left standing here clueless with meat in my hand.
@TeamYouTube if I mess this up, I do entirely expect you to buy me dinner. #youtubebuysmydinner
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I sprinkled in some Oregano. Is this acceptable?
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Yes, season to your liking!
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Continued: Keep cooking until a black smoke collects in kitchen. Realize you've burnt the meat. Scream at your garbage can while you toss inedible food into it. Search couch for lose change and take bus to Wendy's.
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Continued: Ask for a burger. Get a burger. Get back on bus and return home with meal. Start up Netflix and prepare to eat and discover they forgot your french fries. Scream at paper bag. Search your other couch for lose change, get back on bus and head to Wendy's.
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No smashing! That gets all the juices out, unless you want them flat. But also place a thumb 'dimple' in the center for even cooking.
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smashed burgers are incredibly juicy. fake news.
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How my grams makes em. She salts the pan, too. Best thin patty burgers I’ve had
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Hell, I'm writing this down for future use. -Matt
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I was just about to say smash burgers. It helps to have parchment paper and something a little sturdier than a spatula, but that’ll work if it’s all you have. The parchment keeps your meat from sticking to whatever you smash it with. That sounds bad...
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