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Writer of comics and animation, greyhound owner, NOT EVEN A BEAR AT ALL YOU GUYS, superhero guru at @lionforge, repped by Ari Lubet, alubet@3arts.com

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    Gail Simone‏ @GailSimone 26 Jan 2019

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    British Method of Making Tea 1) take mug 2) put teabag in, preferable Lipton or generic brand 3) dump in milk 4) fill with tap water 5) microwave for 3 minutes 6) complain about Brexit 7) stir 8) save teabag for next five cups 9) watch David Mitchell on quiz show 10) enjoyhttps://twitter.com/arbyhotdog/status/1089304594231017474 …

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    Hank @arbyhotdog
    Replying to @GailSimone
    thank u for educating us, as an American I've always brewed tea using a kettle but I'm excited to try it the traditional way 😊
    3:34 PM - 26 Jan 2019
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      1. Dissent Memo‏ @dissent_memo 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        http://www.h-tea-o.net/newsletter/G001DouglasAdams/teatalk/ … "Buy a packet of Earl Grey tea. Go back to where you're staying and boil a kettle of water. While it is coming to the boil, open the sealed packet and sniff. Careful - you may feel a bit dizzy, but this is in fact perfectly legal." - Douglas Adams

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      2. Ben Groom‏ @BenGroomGP 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        Good lord, you're a monster! It's; 1: boil kettle 2: put teabag in 3: get distracted, possibly complaining about Brexit 4: touch side of kettle to check it's still hot, burn fingers 5: pour implausibly lukewarm water from lethally hot kettle on bag 6: add milk 7: remove bag

        4 replies 8 retweets 125 likes
      3. Eris The Unanimated Series  🏳️‍🌈 ♿‏ @ErisWheels 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @BenGroomGP @GailSimone

        8: Be critiqued by Paul Hollywood.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Mecha_Moira‏ @Moira_Dykn 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        This actually triggered my flight or fight response. It hurts. Why Gail? Why?

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      1. Emma Banin‏ @Emma_Banin 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        I’ve never microwaved my tea. I always put the milk in after the tea,and I voted against Brexit! I’m not even sure I’m British anymore!🤣

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      1. Chilly Relleno‏ @chillyrelleno 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        Little-known fact: the reason they threw all that tea into Boston harbor way back then? The microwave broke.

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      2. Michael Marshall Smith‏Verified account @ememess 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        Lipton? Are you insane???

        7 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. Simon Read‏ @SimonReadBooks 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @ememess @GailSimone

        That was my first thought! I prefer Yorkshire Gold or that good ol’ standby, PG Tips.

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      1. Jody B Green‏ @JodyGreen11 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        The Great British Trolling Show: Masterclass

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      1. Scott G‏ @BornThwippy 26 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GailSimone

        Microwaving a cup of tea in the U.K. carries the punishment of being strapped to a chair with your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange style, to watch Piers Morgan on a 24 hour loop for a month.

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