http://www.h-tea-o.net/newsletter/G001DouglasAdams/teatalk/ … "Buy a packet of Earl Grey tea. Go back to where you're staying and boil a kettle of water. While it is coming to the boil, open the sealed packet and sniff. Careful - you may feel a bit dizzy, but this is in fact perfectly legal." - Douglas Adams
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Good lord, you're a monster! It's; 1: boil kettle 2: put teabag in 3: get distracted, possibly complaining about Brexit 4: touch side of kettle to check it's still hot, burn fingers 5: pour implausibly lukewarm water from lethally hot kettle on bag 6: add milk 7: remove bag
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8: Be critiqued by Paul Hollywood.
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This actually triggered my flight or fight response. It hurts. Why Gail? Why?
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I’ve never microwaved my tea. I always put the milk in after the tea,and I voted against Brexit! I’m not even sure I’m British anymore!
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Little-known fact: the reason they threw all that tea into Boston harbor way back then? The microwave broke.
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Lipton? Are you insane???
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That was my first thought! I prefer Yorkshire Gold or that good ol’ standby, PG Tips.
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The Great British Trolling Show: Masterclass
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Microwaving a cup of tea in the U.K. carries the punishment of being strapped to a chair with your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange style, to watch Piers Morgan on a 24 hour loop for a month.
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