War crimes, belittling a war hero, absolute nonsense platform &so insecure has to brag about his manhood....#1 republican candidate #smh
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gabe ruediger
@GabeRuediger
MMA Fighter, hated by some, loved by less. Sarcasm is my first language
gabegodzilla.comJoined June 2009
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Small talk is the friend zone of conversation. Not dangerous and makes you feel good
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In honor of the oscars, Im watching the movie which I believe won the Oscar for best movie ever. Highlander #kurganLivesMatter
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Bye El nino. Its like you never came......
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Im excited about the new match up, but 2 words scare me DRUG TEST
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If you think any high calibre fighter is "scared" of an opponent, you have ZERO idea what you are talking about #fact
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Filling my tank for $35 almost brings a tear to my eye
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Im excited about this fight, like I get excited when two winos are fighting over the last bit of alcohol
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"They're only tennis shoes" says the dummy walking on my freshly cleaned mats
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Just heard on the radio about a way of losing weight without working out. Wtf is that?! Sedentary lifestyle for the loss
Im getting really worried. I've been sacrificing souls to the rain gods, but it hasn't rained! #IfTheEarthIsFlat
"Mommy, if you don't follow me, Im going to kill you " 5yr old to his mom. It was just so cute #futureserialkiller
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"Are you googlable?" Haha that's actually a question?
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Whenever I see a face tattoo I think "you will NEVER regret that "
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Thanks, my man
Retweet this!
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Time to go where Im the toughest. The Internet
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Arnold will always be Conan. This new one is just steaming monkey dung
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Eeic B & Rakims Don't sweat the technique is better than every hip hop song released in the last 5 years. #fact
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People think Trump will actually be a good president? ! He doesn't even understand the constitution!
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My dogs nickname used to be fat boy, but because of the hunger games he is known as fatniss now
Watching the king kong remake. How the eff do they think him vs Godzilla makes sense? Godzilla steps on that little monkey
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Best overheard convo "I've got to go so I can pay with my phone "
If U R fine w yesterdays attack on planned parenthood , but think Muslims Rthe problem, its time to look in the mirror4 the REAL problem
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1hr to drive 15miles. I should have ran
Trump wants to register Muslims. Yes, we need nazi style government! And people actually want this guy for president? !
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1998 Godzilla remake is on tv. I forgot what a steaming pile of monkey dung that was. Next channel
Congress just unanimously voted to condemn the attack in France. Next they will vote to call terrorists meanies smh
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Mike tyson of mma? Blahaha
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So cal needs to decide if it wants to be cold or hot. Sick of changing outfits #serious1stworldproblems
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Complain about the bucks xmas cups all you want. Im more bummed about rumblr being a hoax
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The night is about to begin. Be safe out there. I would suggest taking a cab or a ride share
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As with the other soon-to-be avocation, I'm happy to help any way I can. Goes for many of us.
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Boots on the ground in Syria. Im sure Russia won't have a problem with that. #TooLittleTooLate
These guys are heroes cont: Carlos Newton Darren Uyenoyama
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