Asia cup matches in Pakistan:
Pakistan vs Nepal
Sri Lanka vs Bangladesh
Bangladesh vs Afghanistan
Afghanistan vs Sri Lanka
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How to add a payment gateway to your app? Has RBI issued some order to restrict it? What’s the workaround?
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I have always toyed with the idea of a Club membership. What exactly is it?
1) Status signal?
Then it has to have entry barriers. Either cost. Or Connections. Or both. Delhi clubs are like that. If you can get in easily, it’s not a status signal.
2) Actual utility?… Show more
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Just finished watching the Succession final season. I think I need a vacation to recover from it.
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Help someone 9 times, but if you fail to help on the 10th occasion, you are suddenly the bad guy. And not worth talking to.
After AIDS & Cancer the worst disease is recency bias.
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Good meme
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Drop a cool photo someone took of you while you were not doing your job. Here’s mine.
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For majority of Indians in this Summer, their Air conditioner is thr sweat.
Hot air hits the sweat, it evaporates and provides instant cooling. Some people sprinkle some water over their bed before they go to sleep. Some take bath every night. Some go sleep on their terraces.… Show more
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Indian service industry, be it Infosys Wipro or banks, has one guy who knows everything & 10 other clueless people who take help from him/her, and that’s how the work is done.
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This news is as Delhi as it gets:
1) Alcohol is everywhere
2) People are dildaar (generous)
3) Drunk driving is common
4) There is a functioning Metro
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Asur 2 is a tour de force!
Almost everyone I ask, is either watching this or has already watched it on Jio Cinema. Great mix of a suspense thriller rooted in ancient texts. Indian mythology is so potent, Asur2 puts it across well. Must watch!
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People who passed out of school in 1954, have a get together. Nostalgia is surely a privilege.
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I was on a flight, so I checked the Netflix downloads folder, which automatically downloads some show for you, to be watched offline. It’s mostly random, so you can expect anything.
There was a movie in it Operation Mayfair. Serial killer drama. Jimmy Shergill. Unintentionally… Show more
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Now instead of having a cap of 4 overseas players in IPL, we should just have 4 Indian players.
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Good takedown.
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If someone believes such " influencers" the joke is really on you
Honestly cant blame them - their business models work on followers, creating hype and eyeballs, so the user shd know what to user for entertainment and for for advise
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Earlier Cricketers would respond with their Bat or ball, now they respond via Instagram stories.
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Kolly saying basically you snatched my captaincy coz I couldn’t win an ICC trophy, what now? 🤣
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The 12th board Maths exams should be a best of 3.
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Rohit Sharma said, "A 3 match series for the WTC Final will be ideal in the next cycle".
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Watched the Sound of Music at the Neeta Ambani Theater in Mumbai. Very opulent, Great seats & sound. Even the supposedly hi-brow Mumbai crowd were constantly talking throughout the show. A guy staying in Haryana (me), had to turn his head, stare at them and shake his head in… Show more
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A split AC in a makeshift room built over a huge open drain. Mumbai in a nutshell.
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🚨MISLEADING - a handle has picked up data between 2018-2020 & miscalculated as ₹116cr collection in 3yrs to BEP in 80yrs.
FACT1- this ₹116cr is from Nov'18 to Feb'20, i.e 16months not 3yrs.
So per year collection is ~₹88cr (2x of what used for misleading)
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When I reached my seat, there was a bottle of water and a cup kept on it, so I asked the next guy, if it’s yours. He laughed. “Arey ye aapka hi hai” (basically saying pehli baar aaya hai kya)
I felt good in my own mockery. Such services are now the new baseline. And people… Show more
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Finally on board a Vande Bharat.
In India the switch is so drastic, one moment you are on a humid, paan infested platform with ugly looking overbridges, and the next moment you are in a swanky train with pencil nose, business class legroom & a Type C charging point. Much like… Show more
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Great interacting with students. And later meeting friends in Bay Area of Pune 🤣
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I hope SEBI cracks down on such fin-influencers soon. Scamming people with crypto and then propagating garbage illiterate theories. Ask him how much economic activity added, and he will block you, like he blocked me when I asked about his Vauld scam
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5 million views for a plate of Poha 🤣
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East coast skyline looks good. Smoke has cleared up
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Asia Cup & World Cup 2023 free to stream now on Hotstar.
All the people who doubted the rationale of keeping Cricket streaming free on Jio Cinema should see this. Can see the future. Ad dollars & viewership move in lockstep.
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