When you get a new follower, there's often a brief honeymoon period where they eagerly like your every tweet. But then, after a while, the love fades and the interactions dwindle, until a like from them becomes as startling as a jaded lover remembering your anniversary. 
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I'd hoped that my use of terms like "the love fades" would have let folks like you know I was kidding around.
4:33 PM - 21 Apr 2018
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