If Jesus had his Second Coming today, people would record him on their phones for a while, but they'd soon become distracted by other things, and then he'd be forced to go on The Celebrity Apprentice.
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I don't know if I agree. If Jesus had a 'Second Coming' (which was verifiable as such), that'd be a pretty big deal. And if Mo were back, do you really think he wouldn't be warlording (like the good old times)? I just don't see him running adds for Audible, ya know? :P
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Ya. My comment was kinda tongue-in-cheek.
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Also he would probably be accused of patriarchy and sexual harassment by the same feminists that today protect islamists
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No. He would probably be a foreign fighter in Syria.
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