This is officially my 2nd most unsuccessful tweet of all time. It lost me 5 followers in 1 minute. My single most unsuccessful tweet of all time remains a photo of my new haircut, which lost me 6.
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Circumcision precedes Christianity (it's in the OT), and tales of Christians eating actual flesh were apparently mostly (but not totally) Roman/pagan propaganda.
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I see. I assumed we were just talking about Christianity
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It is also Church of England don't forget. And your interpretation is very very crude, off the mark of spiritual receptivity
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I know, Caroline. I was just trying to be funny.
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Not just Catholic. Most churches do it in some form. Don't forget drinking the blood. Wine (grape juice for Baptists) as blood.
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Honestly non-Catholic Christians find this very strange. It's just symbolic, not literal, to us.
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If it turned into literal flesh I could pull Christ's DNA and make new blood from it. Imagine the profit we could make!
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Its holy shit :)
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When the Eucharist is digested beyond recognizability Christ ceases to be present in it.
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