You pathetic insects, with your measly 140 character limits. Twitter has bestowed on me the power of a God! Fear me, for I can write twice as much as you. Such power. Such freedom. And all mine! Mwahahahahahah! A shame that it happened at 4am and I really should be sleeping.
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Brevity is always best, but Twitter hasn't been a place of concision for some time; it's currently saturated with essays in the form of threads & jpgs. With 280 chars there's less need for such untidy workarounds, making expression of nuance more straightforward. I give it a 
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