GSElevator

@GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

New York / London / Hong Kong
Joined August 2011

@GSElevator is blocked

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @GSElevator.

  1. Pinned Tweet

    The guy who reads the Straight to Hell audiobook sounds like Patrick Bateman. Listen to Chapter 1 free. It’s great:

  2. Media slamming Ryan Lochte for lying. Gives Hillary a pass.

  3. Good riddance, Gawker! - How Gawker () tried to destroy me with no regard for the truth, for no reason:

  4. The guide to the 50 things every man should do once

  5. The final word on men in cargo shorts - they love Adam Sandler, flip flops, and giving unsolicited advice:

  6. #1: Let's be honest. Very few lives matter.

  7. DNC crowd: A mixture of “HIL-A-RY! HIL-A-RY!” and “BERN-IE! BERN-IE!” RNC crowd: “U-S-A! U-S-A!"

  8. Having Hillary Clinton ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz to join her campaign team is like putting Bill in charge of White House interns.

  9. Coming from The Times, I’ll take it as a compliment. So we put it on the new paperback cover

  10. Michael Brown's mother is speaking at the DNC convention. I guess they couldn't find Omar Mateen's widow.

  11. This story by a banker about doing an emergency poo, on a private jet, surrounded by clients, is very good.

  12. Thx! Also Amazon Book of the Month, TIME Book of the Summer, and NYT Bestseller. Paperback just came out.

  13. "Is that a Hermès?" No, it's an Hermès, you fucking peasant.

  14. Hillary: "That's what they offered." New leak: $225k demand, G450 or better jet, Presidential suite

  15. #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

  16. Two rows back, bro #1 quotes Glengarry Glen Ross and high-fives bro #2.

  17. Regardless of political affiliation, something we can all agree on. This guy is a douche.

  18. Advice for grads entering workforce: Give office adversaries dismissive nicknames (Fredo) to subtly undermine them:

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·