GSElevator

@GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

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Joined August 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Dec 2015

    The guy who reads the Straight to Hell audiobook sounds like Patrick Bateman. Listen to Chapter 1 free. It’s great:

    64 retweets 282 likes
  2. Aug 20

    Media slamming Ryan Lochte for lying. Gives Hillary a pass.

    2,885 retweets 4,099 likes
  3. Aug 18

    Good riddance, Gawker! - How Gawker () tried to destroy me with no regard for the truth, for no reason:

    88 retweets 367 likes
  4. Aug 16

    Things every man should do once:

    254 retweets 583 likes
  5. Aug 16

    The guide to the 50 things every man should do once

    127 retweets 315 likes
  6. Aug 8

    The final word on men in cargo shorts - they love Adam Sandler, flip flops, and giving unsolicited advice:

    190 retweets 391 likes
  7. Aug 7

    1,576 retweets 2,596 likes
  8. Aug 6

    #1: Let's be honest. Very few lives matter.

    687 retweets 1,606 likes
  9. Jul 25

    DNC crowd: A mixture of “HIL-A-RY! HIL-A-RY!” and “BERN-IE! BERN-IE!” RNC crowd: “U-S-A! U-S-A!"

    1,083 retweets 2,004 likes
  10. Jul 24

    Having Hillary Clinton ask Debbie Wasserman Schultz to join her campaign team is like putting Bill in charge of White House interns.

    1,785 retweets 2,846 likes
  11. Jul 19

    Coming from The Times, I’ll take it as a compliment. So we put it on the new paperback cover

    63 retweets 306 likes
  12. Jul 17

    Michael Brown's mother is speaking at the DNC convention. I guess they couldn't find Omar Mateen's widow.

    752 retweets 1,273 likes
  13. Jul 3

    This story by a banker about doing an emergency poo, on a private jet, surrounded by clients, is very good.

    343 retweets 567 likes
  14. Jul 3

    Thx! Also Amazon Book of the Month, TIME Book of the Summer, and NYT Bestseller. Paperback just came out.

    Straight To Hell by is probably the most entertaining book I’ve ever read. It’s a must read.
    24 retweets 133 likes
  15. Jun 30

    "Is that a Hermès?" No, it's an Hermès, you fucking peasant.

    764 retweets 1,732 likes
  16. Jun 22

    I spent 7 hours at a Trump rally. Here's what I saw:

    883 retweets 1,316 likes
  17. Jun 21

    Hillary: "That's what they offered." New leak: $225k demand, G450 or better jet, Presidential suite

    3,943 retweets 4,134 likes
  18. 25 Apr 2012

    #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

    6,072 retweets 4,308 likes
  19. Jun 4

    Two rows back, bro #1 quotes Glengarry Glen Ross and high-fives bro #2.

    Hey . I'm on train to CT. A GS associate talking loudly lamenting how she doesn't have enough assistants to "fetch my coffee."
    64 retweets 226 likes
  20. Jun 2

    Regardless of political affiliation, something we can all agree on. This guy is a douche.

    689 retweets 1,454 likes
  21. Jun 2

    Advice for grads entering workforce: Give office adversaries dismissive nicknames (Fredo) to subtly undermine them:

    172 retweets 466 likes

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