Why is seeing a dude get off the subway with a single box of Hot Pockets in his hand, not in a bag, so damn funny to me?
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Listen in my mind the dude is like 5'7 w/a trench coat & nothing but cancer kids butts on his mind.
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5'7 is about right But he was dressed more like Steve from Blues Clues only his shirt was orange and brown, glasses, thining hair but young
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If for nothing else than his crime against fashion, also probably pets
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None of his grandmother's gerbils are safe!
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I don't want to know what he does with those hot pockets now
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He's been on the dark web all day & he needs he remembered that the gas station 15 miles from his attic sells Hot Pockets for 1.99
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