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Do you want to alienate your friends and family this year? Do you want to spend Christmas alone in a red hat, yelling at FOX News with no one around to listen because your support of a racist wannabe dictator has made you a social pariah? The GOP has some deals for you!

Do you enjoy having children and grandchildren who never speak to you? Do you enjoy a side of spit in every restaurant meal you order? Can you even afford to eat at restaurants since Trump has failed to get your factory job back? Well, the GOP has a deal for you!

Are you mad that the PC Hollywood liberal elitists are restricting your God-given right to say the n-word in public any time you want? Let the GOP help! With hot deals on #MAGA hats and sweatshirts, you’ll be basically screaming the n-word, with your clothes!

Have you ever thought to yourself, “What’s really going to make me happy is 20% off a cheap piece of made-in-China fabric that brands me forever on the wrong side of history”? The GOP has you covered!

Use the code: Cambridge analytica Get a free electoral college win

Use the code: Juliane Assange’s Get free help from Russia

Use the code: Sheldon Adelson Get a free moved embassy in isreal

Use the code: “Both Sides” and get a free copy of Mein Kampf

What’s your return policy? America has a Trump item that is damaged and fits very poorly that we don’t want anymore.

The GOP had Trump items on sale? So the longer he's in office, the more they have to mark down Trump merchandise? In marketing that's an awful sign. I thought that Republicans understood business.

And with that, I’ll be giving 20% more to @TrueFactsStated to fund MORE billboards and the #trumprattruck !

And there was me thinking the @GOP were a “professional”, 164 year old political party, not an official Trump retailer. But what does a Scot know of American Politics Only that this is a very sorry and shameful sight to see.