G. Gordon Liddy

That was a joke. Get it?

I still read the newspapers aloud and bleep the word "Post" even though I no longer host a radio program.

=@_Foggy It's pronounced "sur-VAY-ence."

Surprising facts about Mr. Don Johnson: firm handshake, occasional BO.

No one pronounces "surveillance" correctly.

Word of advice: if you ever stay at the Watergate hotel, don't order Johnny Walker Red. Howard Hunt micturated in one of the bottles.

The hardest thing to do the day after the break-in was shredding $1300 in cash.

I see the rat @JohnWDean put a Twitter block on me. But I can still see his Twitter pages.

House of Cards requires a higher body count to be accurate.

And for the record @DonGeronimoShow's gonads are significantly smaller than mine. I have photographic evidence.

Someone suggested that I do a podcast. I don't have a blessed clue of what that is.

=@BonzoBeckett You have an attractive profile photograph. I'm assembling my Liddy's Ladies 2015 calendar. Are you interested?

Eating a tube of braunschweiger and drinking black coffee while on the head. What are you doing?

I don't like the Twitter term "following." I'm not following @DanielEllsberg and @JohnWDean. I'm watching them.

The only way to sleep during a blizzard is with the windows wide open. Mrs. Liddy, rest her soul, didn't even like screens.

I've personally revised some of the information on the Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._Gordon_Liddy … Some is true, some is disinformation. You decide.

=@CorComm I didn't use my hands. And I'm 83.

=@DarthWeiner75 Clearly, I was convicted and sent to prison. Did my time. Were you unaware of that?

@GGordonLiddy Mr Liddy is a professional. Do not attempt this at home