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Modular, body-safe sexperiments. icon by @starboots_ Kenton uses he/they pronouns, and is ostensibly cisgender. NSFW, depending on where you work. I work here.

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    Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018

    Hey all, you know Teledildonics, where you have two sex toys that respond to each other, allowing sexual interaction through the interwebs? Well, the reason you don't see much of it is that's been patented for years. That patent expires... *checks wrist* tomorrow. Get hype.

    8:08 AM - 16 Aug 2018
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      2. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018

        Hi entirely too many people, I sell dildos:http://funkit.toys/nofrilldo 

        4 replies 20 retweets 275 likes
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      3. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018

        You should also check out my stupid robot son, @SexToyClaims

        4 replies 2 retweets 85 likes
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      4. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018

        For more info on this, read this article by @qdot who knows way more about it than I do:https://www.metafetish.com/2018/08/16/the-end-of-the-268-teledildonics-patent/ …

        2 replies 19 retweets 66 likes
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      5. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018

        Other good people to listen to on this subject: @SexTechLaw, @internetofdongs

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      6. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 17 Aug 2018

        Hope some of you stick around for next time I do a sex work advocacy fundraiser! Shouldn't be long.

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      2. Kate Sloan‏ @Girly_Juice 16 Aug 2018
        Replying to @FunkitToys

        my partner and I both enjoyed this tweetpic.twitter.com/DBZE56olB9

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      3. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018
        Replying to @Girly_Juice

        Hahaha yesssssss

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      2. atom smasher‏ @heatdeath 16 Aug 2018
        Replying to @FunkitToys @sargoth

        my favorite thing about teledildonics is that the term was invented by the same person as the word "hypertext"

        3 replies 9 retweets 99 likes
      3. (((Thrill Science)))  ✡️‏ @ThrillScience 16 Aug 2018
        Replying to @heatdeath @FunkitToys @sargoth

        Really? I thought Asimov coined it. I first heard the word from him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Metis Black‏ @MetisBlack 16 Aug 2018
        Replying to @FunkitToys

        You know it’s been cutting edge, the next great thing for... the last 17 years.

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 16 Aug 2018
        Replying to @MetisBlack

        Oh I have no doubt it will continue to be for the next 17 as well.

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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