Matt

@Fromematt

🎵It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you, There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do🎵

Frome, Somerset
Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jun 2017

    Son's after school club project looks like it has a street value of £10k

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 23

    I love the natural world, but sometimes it's no more than a battle for survival.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 19
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  4. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    I'm in Denmark to meet Matilda, a former coroner turned Warhammer model painter who believes Satan compels them to fart in elevators

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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 20
    Replying to

    A man goes into a doctors with a duck on his head. The doctor goes “I assume you’re here to see me about the duck on your head?” The duck goes “No, I’m here to see you about the man on my arse”

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    Jun 20
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    A boy enters a pet shop and says 'I'd like to buy a wasp, please'. Owner: 'We don't sell wasps'. Boy: 'You've got two in the window'.

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  7. Jun 15
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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 11

    on Childhood day please retweet to save our children's green space for them to play not.housing. Thank you. Listen to our children

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  10. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    “You just leave your clothes on the beach and start a new life. My lips are sealed.”

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  11. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2018

    “No luck catching them swans then?” “It’s just the one swan, actually.”👮 PCSO Collins and PC Alvis had a Hot Fuzz moment yesterday in the Gladstone Road Car Park, Chippenham with a rogue swan. Thankfully the swan was unharmed and safely escorted back to the river.

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  12. Jun 5
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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Retweet with a photo that proves you were a fashion icon in your youth. Nailed it.....

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Here you go. This is a special one. Tough to turn around the vid but hope you enjoy the world's fastest, most advanced car on both road and track. Please RT if you enjoyed it. Thanks to for supporting the launches.

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  19. May 23

    You all know the ending but just watch it again. That's a movie 👌

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  20. May 23

    is on Netflix if you haven't clocked it. Haven't watched it for a while, you forget it's Steven Spielberg and its just 👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍

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  21. May 23

    Er, these are NEXT LEVEL CHEESY BALLS 🤩 10/10 Would recommend etc etc

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