looks like meat's back on the menu boyspic.twitter.com/6YBJVxEabp
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I just want 10,000 followers because that's how many orcs saruman had. When it happens I'm gonna give you all a handprint on your foreheads and we'll go off and trash a castle or something
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Finally, after six years, I have assembled my ten thousand Uruk-hai! In celebration I anoint you with this, the Mark of the White Hand. Now let's party hard all over Rohan my dudespic.twitter.com/uaAYgEUJxy
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(apologies for the ropey beard; my best wizard costume was in storage so I had to throw on my emergency kit)
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Given myself a fun new name for a bit in recognition of this occasion
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Since this awful gambit seems to have acquired a lot of new followers (who I can only assume are orcs), here's a sort of greatest hits thread I compiled of various bits I've done in recent months, so you can get a feel for what happens here:https://twitter.com/FrogCroakley/status/1017326426767454210 …
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I was like "ohoho old froggy boy dreams big" then I saw how many followers you actually have! Blimey
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every morning I help a new batch of them out of their muddy cocoons beneath the fortress
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Do active seats of governments count
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depends, is it a castle?
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I'm sure I can find a castle easily enough, but do we have to do the bit where we fight some trees too?
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no, we befriend the tree boys
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