Frimlin

My cat comes up to me and says "Meaoow" in a whiny voice, like he wants something. "What do you want, darling?" I say. "Meaow!" he replies. "Meaow?" I ask. "I don't know what that is!"

I just keep meowing back until they realise I aint planning on doing anything for them Im such a mean cat owner

Aww, well as long as you're consistent, they'll expect it and not think you're teasing them.

Ahahaha my cats are naughty anyway. One is a food thief who leaves rat heads everywhere and the other doesnt sleep on his towel like hes meant to and ends up leaveing blood stains on the expensive linen

Ugh! Oh no, that sounds bad. Why is the little guy bleeding?

He has a cut in his ear that wont heal up. Locals dont care much for animals here hence no vet, but there is a women on the island who has managed to get some vets to travel over in a months time so our boy will be able to be seen then.