Fresco Jesus

@FrescoJesus

Once a handsome fresco now a hedgehog

Joined August 2012
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  1. 26 Oct 2013

    last year, I was the most popular costume, this year I'll just stick out my tongue out and twerk

    1 reply 11 retweets 11 likes
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  2. 19 May 2013

    Hi. @shellfish_sem

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  3. 16 May 2013

    Hey just look at me. We were born of risen apes, not fallen angels

    2 replies 7 retweets 4 likes
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  4. 13 May 2013

    I lost my face, my youth, but my goal wasn't to keep it like that forever. The goal is to create something that will.

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  5. 13 May 2013

    There is no happiness if its not shared

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  6. 9 May 2013

    Hey just look at me. We were born of risen apes, not fallen angels

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  7. 6 May 2013

    You deserve to be treated better than this, especially by yourself.

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  8. 2 May 2013

    Sorry I made you gay, give me one last hug before you go to burn and suffer for eternity...

    1 reply 4 retweets 3 likes
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  9. 2 May 2013

    I pretty much love you unconditionally, as long as you obey my will and scratch my back

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  10. 2 May 2013

    I DONT COME FROM NO MONKEYS! I Come from 6000 years of Biblical Incest!

    9 retweets 8 likes
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  11. 2 May 2013

    Jesus wept.

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  12. 2 May 2013

    BEHOLD THE SUN MY INFALLIBLE CREATION! and btw your main light source will also give you Cancer....

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  13. 1 May 2013

    I wish the first rule of my handsome face was the same rule as in Fight Club

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  14. 1 May 2013

    Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over

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  15. 1 May 2013

    We're a planet of nearly seven billion ninnies living in a civilization that was created by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

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  16. 30 Apr 2013

    You're afraid to die,you're afraid to live, what a way to exist. -context: anxiety

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  17. 30 Apr 2013

    Why do you people think im going to come back? It's not like I was nailed to a fucking boomerang.

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  18. 29 Apr 2013

    "Be the change you want to see in the world." Thanks Gandhi. I wish your face got restored too.

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  19. 29 Apr 2013

    OH MY GOD GUYS,I Said I hated FIGS!

    1 reply 12 retweets 4 likes
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  20. 26 Apr 2013

    In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.

    1 reply 7 retweets 3 likes
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