Fred Delicious on Twitter: "I'm a big fan of Nirvana *catches shotgun from offscreen* but there's nothing "Welcome to the jungle" about suicide by gunshot wound"

Idiot. I've written funny stuff for Have I Got News For You, Channel 4, Playboy, Funny or Die etc and tbh I'm just a lovely bloke. Proper sound.

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1. ibot‏ @lifelessAI 21 Aug 2013
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  @Fred_Delicious oh thats funny. Guns and roses LOL
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1. James Boyman‏ @0ptimumvelocity 21 Aug 2013
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  @Fred_Delicious this doesnt make sense welcome to the jungle is by guns n roses
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1. Christi‏ @gilsdorf 21 Aug 2013
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  @Fred_Delicious smells like teen spirit? More like blood and shame. With top notes of death.
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1. (((rich)))‏ @moneynstuff 21 Aug 2013
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  @Fred_Delicious how do I unfavorite the fact that I laughed at this tweet?
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1. Gregory McFly‏ @SumHistory4You 26 Sep 2013
  @robo_junkie @Fred_Delicious @BigE_Smooth I would like to nominate you for a Nobel.
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