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@Fred_Delicious

Idiot. I write jokes for Have I Got News For You, and have done stuff for Channel 4, MTV, Playboy, Funny or Die etc... Email - Fred_Delicious@hotmail.com

England, United Kingdom
Iscrizione a agosto 2012

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  1. Tweet fissato
    2 feb

    ***SERIOUS TWEET ALERT*** I've decided to run the London Marathon for Support because cancer sucks ass and I hate it. If you've enjoyed my tweets over the years and can spare a few $/£/€ I will be your friend forever. Thank you ☺️

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  2. 4 ore fa

    Can I see Avengers Endgame if I’ve never had sex

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  3. 9 ore fa

    Alright Snopes calm down

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  4. ha ritwittato
    26 apr

    If is a “young and vibrant man” than I am a dull vagina obsessed heterosexual

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  5. 20 ore fa
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  6. 26 apr

    wow she looks like she's having the best time ever

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  7. 26 apr

    My good friend Dan needs a kidney. Please retweet his tweet and get it in front of as many people as possible thank you x

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  8. 26 apr

    Robert e. Lee died trying to suck his own dick on the toilet

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  9. 25 apr

    the best pizza toppings are lettuce and egg

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  10. 24 apr

    triple denim is jeans, denim jacket and denim skin because of a botched Soviet experiment in 1974 that I have come to accept over time

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    24 apr

    my wife is out shopping and just absolutely ruined me without even trying

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  13. 24 apr

    you ever wonder what life would be like without depression? Like, maybe I'd have my own Netflix special, or have attended a social event of any kind without making an excuse

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  14. 24 apr

    I just stumbled across a list of Christian chat up lines and OH. MY. GOD

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    24 apr

    i think every prisoner should be able to vote. because we all live in a prison. called "society "

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  16. 23 apr

    [at the movies] “one ticket for a movie please”

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  17. 23 apr

    Robot Axis sounds terrifying. It must be stopped

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  18. 22 apr

    Jon Snow - “does anyone want an ice cream?” Sansa - “yes please” Arya - “yeah” Bran - “at the stroke of midnight the three-eyed raven will judge the realm of men”

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  19. 22 apr

    [Game of Thrones writing session] Gary, who always pitches ridiculous ideas - “how about something happens in the first two episodes” [everyone just falls about laughing]

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    20 apr

    When you ask what it's like living in a small town in the bible belt, I give you exhibit A:

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  21. 21 apr

    Some cool answers to this

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