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    31. sij

    date: i like the strong silent type me: [quietly trying to lift the table over my head]

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    Allow me to present... Father John Christie

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    Chili's: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... Dingo: *picking teeth* Uhh, about that..

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    Person: *wearing cargo shorts* Kangaroo: that guy must have a lot of babies.

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    Sometimes it can be more than just the jungle that will "bring you down." Hi, I'm Axl Rose, here to talk to you today about depression

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    2. velj

    [guy who’s about to invent spaghetti] *looking at snakes* what if they were italian

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    3. velj

    Yoda Groot 🤝 🤝 Baby 🤝 🤝 Spice Nut

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    prije 10 sati

    [first day at marketing company] client: i need help naming my australian sheepskin boot company me: UGH client: yes i love it! me: *not listening* so many spiders there

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    My husband and my electrician have the same name. Long story short, I hope the electrician enjoys the personal photo I texted him. Now I have to find a new electrician.

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    Teacher: That region is called Oceania because it’s mostly ocean Me: Makes sense Teacher: The one large island is called Australia Me [crossing out Landeania] obviously

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    me: *eats one dunkaroo* wow that was good, maybe i will have a couple more [later] me: *lifting australian by collar* WHERE ARE THEY

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    [Outside the Hip Hop Club] Bouncer: no joeys Lil’ Kangaroo: [in fake mustache] good day my name is Skip

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    Him: did you dress the dog as robot? Are.. are those wheels? Me: ignore him Mars Rover you look amazing

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    This is why we can't have nice things. - me, looking at my paycheck

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    countries in emoji US: 🤠 UK: 🎩 France: 🥐 New Zealand: 🧙‍♂️ German: 🍻 China: 🍜 Australia: 🙃

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    me: a vegetable wouldn't spread itself on toast, would it? australian: a vegemite

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    *kangaroo mom vacuuming cheetos dust and old cheerios out of the lining of her pouch*

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    HER: why do you have a stinger attached to your ass are you looking for trouble ME [proudly putting on my boingy antennae]: I’m about to bee

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    The cure for too much dick is Pepto Jizzmal

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    her: ugg boots really put Australia on the map me: no it’s always been there

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    god: [creates australia] angel: u gave them literally all of the scary animals god: yes but they will love them angel: how god: [creating steve irwin] trust me

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