*listens to my chemical romance once*
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glad to know ur happy, bc i wanna throw a brick into my head and die :)
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Past Lives by out now via Benadryl Subreddit Now Streaming L.S. Dunes on Tour This Summerfrnkiero: Party (goth) Dad’s Tweets
wow, that was quick!
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Celebrated the return of @MCRofficial with a new tattoo
@gerardway @FrankIero @mikeyway @raytoro #mychemicalromanceً
@gerardway @FrankIero @mikeyway @raytoro #mychemicalromanceً
Hi, sorry for the screen shot but i needed more characters. Please read and let me know. xofrnk
der frnds, thank you for all the birthday wishes....it is very kind of you to always remember.
happy 🎃, enjoi the rest of your day 🖤xofrnk
well dry yourself off, i'm a grownup with a wife and three kids you creepazoid. twitter.com/pxrcelana/stat
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Hi friends thanks all for the well wishes. we're pretty banged up but miraculously alive& in stable condition. I'm still in a state of shock
my son just locked himself in a dog cage.
....so we're thinking harvard.
🖤🙌🖤
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if you were to pay close attention, i say “that rumor is like a broken clock...” some might think that i meant to say broken record, but i did not. Because even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😎 twitter.com/iseatheworld/s
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sore, old, and happy
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HEY FRANK HOW YOU FEELING AFTER THOSE SHOWS
what a horrific disappointment to the world and all humankind president trump is.
i’m gonna be real with you. i don’t know what any of these are... but you have been wearing a t-shirt that said “California 2019” on it for 8 years. t.co/jCfla64yhZ
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my girls are getting older and have started combing through the disney & nickelodeon on demand. they recently discovered hannah montana and are getting a little obsessed, watching every episode. today i told them to enjoy it while it lasts because in the last episode hannah dies.
Nah girl... I'm rich because of MCR, I'm depressed because I miss my wife and kids. twitter.com/AillceaX/statu
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but i don’t have any weird separate twitter or instagram accounts where i post secret messages you need to investigate or ask me about. also if someone ever contacts you from these accounts saying they’re me, type “STRANGER DANGER” in all caps
i’m so saddened by all of these cancellations & i truly feel for everyone effected by this pandemic. it’s a crazy world out there frends, wash your hands and even though we must keep our distance please don’t forget to be kind. stay safe but keep your wits. keep the faith xofrnk
how many more will be enough?
i am sick of it… and if you aren’t, then you’re part of the problem. keep your thoughts and prayers, we need real change. this is on all of us.
although i may not be a lesbian in the classical sense, i do feel your plight & also appreciate your descriptive nature. in return may i offer you the term “depresbian” & encourage you to wear “this black hoodie” as the quintessential “depresbian uniform”
i’ll be getting one too
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in order for me to purchase the violence hoodie i’ll need an excuse for me to explain to my mom why i need another black hoodie as a depressed lesbian
rad
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i feel sad and ashamed. this morning all i could say to my kids when they woke up was "i'm so sorry." 2016 can eat my fuck.
yea, ...they're dick pics. twitter.com/obviouswreck/s
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so i’ve been going through new music releases i may have missed and that new @yelyahwilliams single, Simmer, is crazy good. To be honest i am unfamiliar with her previous work, but this song gives me lots of PJ Harvey and Björk vibes and i like that very much. 🤷♀️
i promise i'll always be late for everything always. i have no idea how long it takes to do anything or get anywhere... but if it makes you feel any better i also always promise to have debilitating anxiety about the possibility of being late even though i am 100% sure i will be.
if you're ever feeling awkward or self conscious, just know that on Tuesday November 28, 2017 i went food shopping, misjudged how many things i could comfortably hold in my arms and poked myself directly in the eye with a bunch of bananas. your friend, frnk.
it should scare you that we are still debating same sex marriage yet dipshits are legally allowed to put eyelashes on their car's headlights
wow.
good thing we solved all the big important issues in the world and can finally start trending the important stuff! 🤦♂️
so sad to hear the news about chester... he was always nice to me and my friends. my heart goes out to his family & band mates. #ripchester
another terrible week in 2020? it’s like hoping to find some marshmallows in your bowl when you know full well you just bought plain shitty ass corn flakes...been listening to power trip all week & i’m gonna watch black panther tonight with the kids. hold your loved ones close🖤.
My daughter just yelled “Come Soup!” and immediately i realized we may have made a terrible mistake. 🤦♂️ #ADogNamedSoup
🤷♀️ Still not enough you racist piece of dogshit!
Now, make like a tree and get the hell out of here. ✌️
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71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!
whoa... your mailman is slow as fuhk
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I got some amazing new music in the mail today from people that totally rule as well...
(not trying to annoy anyone, just felt like flexing)
dear frendz,
due to the absolutely overwhelming demand, we have decided to add a third and final date to our Milton Keynes Stadium run. Thank you to everyone that made this possible. It’s beyond our wildest dreams… instagram.com/p/B71ThG0DT4q/
you dumb motherfuckers 🤦♂️
My name ain’t Seymour... twitter.com/brngmoreknives
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we are a depressed yet all inclusive group...however we reserve the right to not actually want to be in a group, because being around other people can often times suck the life out of you. so 🤷♀️ y’know.
Also stop making me talk to you, Vix. i already said it was a 1 time thing
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can that concept be applied to depressed bisexuals too?
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It's one thing to create an iconic set of chords, it's another to make one note iconic? @mcrofficial twitter.com/sophieannelane…
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waiting patiently for twitter to change that “verified” tab to just “people with 8 dollars”
also is Elon Musk short for Elongated Musk? asking for a friend.
your mom asked to take a take a picture with me. what was i supposed to do? be rude and say no? twitter.com/Sylvie_Devine_
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last night was pure magick...
Thank you to everyone that came out to to witness it. Thank you to and for tearing up the stage with us. Thank you to our unbelievable crew(family)… instagram.com/p/B6WWto3jCiW/
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Miles: Mom! Cherry called me an anus!
Cherry: No! I called you a Uranus! It’s a planet!
Miles: But that’s the worst planet!
Lily: Yea, he’s right, it is.
In my town there’s a house that has a rad halloween display. Around 40/50 skeletons in gruesome poses. Bats hanging from trees, jack-o-lanterns... but also a giant trump 2020 flag, the scariest of all decorations. And i can’t figure out if he’s a halloween genius or just a turd.
awww, your poor overinformed fingers.
when i was your age i had to just imagine what strangers were talking shit about.
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imagine how tired we are having to click links
This is exciting!! For fans of Snippy, Snappy, Lil Baggins, Sunshine, Sketchy Dave, Detective Snippowicz, Charlie, Pee-Lane, Priscilla, & Baxter: check out their full story on this episode of the ! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
this is so strange. thank you? t.co/SXz1ARaqBn
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pssst,
something wicked comes our way at 3pm est. xofrnk
☠️🎃☠️
that was my father’s hospital gown, he had heart surgery the week before and was unable to attend the show. it was a sign of support, love, & solidarity. yes, i remember it very well. t.co/ErivChAs2G
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i love the women i live with. They’re smart and funny, uniquely talented and breathtakingly beautiful. But the amount of clothing i now need to hang dry as opposed to putting them in the fuhking dryer like normal goddamn clothes is preposterous and i feel like i’m going crazy.
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Miles: dad, knock knock!
me: who’s there?
Miles: pig
me: pig who?
Miles: oh wait, i messed it up... knock, knock!
me: who’s there?
Miles: interrupting pig
me: interrupting pig who?
Miles: oh wait, do it again
me: ok, interrupting pig wh..
Miles: PIG!!!!!!
Lucy, you need to chill out. If this were a relationship and we broke up 4 years ago, I'd have a restraining order against you. twitter.com/master_lucy1/s
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from a hospital to a plane, from a plane to another hospital. We are alive & on home soil. Not out of the woods, but the trees are familiar.
(while on our way to karate)
Miles: Dad, can we listen to black sabbath?
me: *proudest tear of all time rolls down cheek.
hey 's new record is out today. so you should get it! because I'm in Canada and I can't get it until I'm not anymore. xofrnk
million dollar idea that i don’t want money for, just the ability to use:
vitamin cigarettes
aww man, you’re gonna make me cry. Thank you... seriously, you’re too kind and it means the entire world coming from my favorite guitar player of all time. 🙏🖤👑
Hey collectively, our grandfathers were preparing all of us, all over the world, with that same fuhking riddle for yeeeeears! and y’all didn’t catch it!
not my fault. 🤷♀️
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How dare you
first we don’t take requests. but i would love to play every song we’ve ever written. however it takes rehearsal time to relearn songs &especially with the older stuff to bring it up to the caliber of the current band. some translate better than others but nothing is impossible🤷♀️
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@FrankIero demolition lovers on the setlist WHEN?
scrub it up, phrends
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Frank Iero, thanks for reminding all in our schools to wash their hands. @Fender
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you’re definitely gonna have to narrow down “the band” for me
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We still waiting new music with the band, just saying
i would be honored! ...i would also require 15%
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the people have spoken cc: @FrankIero twitter.com/madFIATFV/stat…
*furiously types into google search bar*
HOW DO I MURDER MY CHILD’S TAMAGOTCHI WHILE THEY ARE AT SCHOOL?
hahah 🙌
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“My Chemical Romance can’t be your entire personality.” YOU WANNA BET ON THAT, MOTHERFUCKER?!
mile's school doesn't allow real peanut butter but the girl's school does so when i make their lunches in the morning it makes more sense to put the jelly on the bread first so i don't contaminate his with nuts, but jelly first just feels wrong so i may have to poison a stranger.
i played guitar a little bit today...first time since the accident. my shoulder hurts like a bastard, but i think i got a new song so 🖕🙃🖕
they’re our snacks now. 😎
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it's true. i was actually in the room they're talking about and when they showed up i was asked to leave. i forgot some snacks in that room too, but was too scared to go back and ask for them. twitter.com/MCRofficial/st…
so Weezer is Lily's new favorite band & i'm psyched because not only do i love that band as well but also because she calls them The Weezers
today i learned that my wife had never seen the “Chipotle is my life” video. part of me was proud of her... but then i showed it to her in order to bring her down to my level.
you may think you have had a migraine... but have you ever taken twin 7year old girls to the american girl doll store on their birthday? 😬
if you don't dip your french fries in your frosty, you were never a broke teenage vegetarian pothead in the 90's.
after much speculation, i'm here to confirm the reason for mychem's breakup was also probably #treebeef related. 🌲🤜
Miles has a school trip to the planetarium today so i just kept singing "PLAN-E-TARIUM!" real loud to the tune of Metallica's Welcome Home (Sanitarium) all morning and no one found it amusing but me.🤘🏻🎸
you’re part of the problem, ellie. wash your goddamn hands. t.co/uHxJTYeinl
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gonna drop something fun within the next 30 min... stay tuned
whenever jamia bakes cookies Lily comes in the kitchen &asks "what smells so good?!" my response is always "i've been standing here farting"
#ActualThingThatJustHappened While signing into his online class this morning Miles was playing with a toy sword, so i took it from him and said “hey not while you’re in school man.” and as i walked away he pulled a second hidden sword out of his pants.
🤯 always bring a backup
i know my odds aren’t great, but i’m kinda hoping both teams lose the super bowl tonight. 🤷♀️
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Miles: Dad, can you put on that band you were in.... Velcro-mouth?
me: yup.
i found this letter this morning...
“Santa,
you are like the nicest person on earth.
but could you please get me a grizzly bear next year?
but a baby one so it could get used to me.
love, Miles”
😳 instagram.com/p/B6g94e4jHpJ/
Miles just farted on Lois and i swear she turned to me and mouthed with her little dog lips, “fuck my life.”
so my daughter’s favorite breakfast cereal is dry rice krispies.
in a bowl.
dry.
that she eats with a spoon.
#MakingAMurderer2
#ActualConversation Lily: dad, can you put on that single lettuce song? me: what song? Lily: Beyoncé, dad. A single lettuce by Beyoncé?!
MCR, just like every other project I've been in, was about the art &I would have done it for free...I was just lucky enough not to have to.
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the way you say it sounds like mcr was just for money. :(( twitter.com/frankiero/stat
she’s three months old, charlie you fuhking creep.
to the very nice person in the red kia, thank you for buying my coffee today at the drive thru starbucks. it was very unexpected and extremely generous of you. i appreciate your kindness xofrnk 🖤☕️🖤
... In related news i am now referring to my penis as "the universe".
if you traveled back in time and told 14 year old me that in the year 2021 future adult me would buy a pair of sweatpants at Target that came stock with a hidden stash pocket... i would probably cough/laugh and say:
“Ooookay... what the fuck is Target?”
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